Top Ten Signs You're a Douche

The title says it all. Without further ado, enjoy the compilation.

Number 10: Wearing flat billed hats with manufacturers sticker not removed

Number 9: Having fake tans and over styled hair

Number 8: Wearing too much cologne 

Number 7: Being covered in pointless, distasteful tattoos, e.g. area code

Number 6: Wearing sports jersey’s on non-game days. There are some teams whose jersey’s should never be worn, e.g. Oakland Raiders.

Number 5: Wearing a watch but still checking the time on your phone. 

 

Number 4: Poorly hitting on uninterested girls

Number 3: Talking like you never had an education. 

Number 2: Drawing unnecessary attention to your less than fantastic vehicle.

 AND THE NUMBER ONE DOUCHEBAG ALERT SIGN:

Number 1: Driving lifted trucks not intended for use off roads.

Well folks, there you have it! I hope you enjoyed today's photo blog! We'll try to make posts more frequently!

John and Andriana